Robert A. Heinlen once said: Women and cats will do as they please,and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Here are some Funny facts about women.

From things, we always thought were true, to interesting things, to facts that are completely pointless, but good to know anyway.

v  In almost every country worldwide, the life expectancy for women is higher than for men.

v  Women check out their reflections on any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys’ head and even their own shadows.

v  The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a party.

v  Women love to talk and talk, and then talk some more.

v  Over half a million women die in childbirth ever year in Africa and Asia.

v  Women hate to be ignored, especially by their significant others. Even if you are out with your friends or a group, you better be paying attention to your woman, or you may just pay for it when you get home.

v  The English word “girl” was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the beginning of the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child.

v  Women, no matter what size, are always going to be insecure about something on their body. Even super models will have one thing on their body that they may not like or that they are insecure about, even if they never admit it to anybody.

v  When an act of love ends, unlike men, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and cuddling.

v  Women tend to ask questions that have no right answer or have no answer at all, and if you do answer, they won’t agree, and make you feel guilty.

v  The two highest IQ’s ever recorded, on a standard test both belong to women.

v  Women are always attracted to bad boys, but eventually settle with one of the good guys.

v  Women never have anything to wear, despite the racks of clothes in the closet.

v  Women like looking at men, just as much as men like looking at women. They just know how to hide it better.

v  Women know more than they lead on. They don’t want to show up by knowing more than a man does. So, they “play dumb” just to give you the satisfaction.

v  Women can’t keep secrets, they eat away from the inside. And they do not view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

v  If a woman goes on a seven-days trip, she will pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she may feel like wearing each day.

v  Never dare to answer the question, “How do I look?” Women do not want an honest answer to this question.

v  Women can devour a large pizza when they are alone, as opposed to the act they put up that they eat too little, when around men.